I don’t want to freak you out, but March is here. Choose one of the below three links to grab the resolution that suits your machine, and ponder the passage of 2009.
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You may not upload this desktop to other websites, nor may you use it for any other purpose than to wallpaper your desktop. This also means it’s uncool to alter it and reupload it somewhere as your own work. Soz :(